Top Ten signs that it might be raining to hard to race motocross.

Top Ten signs that it might be raining to hard to race motocross.

10. The starter is wearing a scuba mask.

9. If you fall hard the coast guard comes out instead of the medic.

8. The mud on your bike weighs more then you do.

7. The trees around the track have boat fenders on them.

6. Would Evenrude make a better engine for this race?

5. The flaggers are wearing life vests.

4. You collide with a kayaker on the downhill section.

3. The jump faces are now hill climbs that the C class is not making.

2. By the 4th lap there is more water in your boots then is left in your radiator.

1. You actually wonder if you can drown from the roost.